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Dear fans of MUFF (aren't we all),

Because apparently I need to lay down the law to keep MUFF fun and safe for everyone, I present to you the rules of The MUFF Society and, like, feminism:

1. Don't shout "suck a dick" at a MUFF screening—whether it's toward a character on screen or an audience member or a bag of popcorn. Probably don't shout it during any movie because gross but -especially- not at a feminist film series created solely to champion women in film. (I mean, come on.) Some suggestions for more appropriate things to shout (at screenings or just in general):

"Grool!"
"She doesn't even go here!"
"I love The MUFF Society!"
"Girl power!"
"Women should be given more directing opportunities in the film industry!"

2. Actually, that's it. It really should go without saying, but please be respectful at these screenings or you can't sit with us. (Read: I will ban you. In a heartbeat.)

Sincerely, Siân